Signs

I know you have all noticed humorous signs before while driving down the road.  Well, today, I noticed two that stood out to me.

The first one was at a local furniture store.  It read:  "Two-sided Mattresses On Sale"

Now, perhaps it is my ignorance about furniture, but I do not think I have ever seen a mattress with only one side.  Can anyone out there clarify this???

The second sign was at a local Veterinarian office.  It read:  "20% Off Grooms".  I started to stop and see if they had any I would be interested in - you know - about 6' tall, athletic, etc.  Any brides out there looking for a good deal on grooms?    I do believe the sign would have read a bit better if it had said 20% off grooming. 

If you have noticed a funny sign, let me know!!!